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Some People Want Kate Gosselin to Do Porn

A photo of Kate Gosselin

Yeah, I don’t know. It’s not exactly porn, nobody wants to see Kate Gosselin having sex or anything. It would just be Kate hanging out naked, doing stuff. Which is better, I guess? Maybe?

Vivid Entertainment, those people who want every celebrity ever to do porn, are starting a television channel, very creatively called VividTV. They want Kate to be something called a “Naked Host,” which would apparently entail presenting the programming. That sounds kind of vague, right? And Kate wouldn’t even have to be naked all the time, because sometimes she’d have the pleasure of wearing “wonderful erotic outfits.” Again, a little too vague for my tastes. If there’s a chance that Kate Gosselin is going to be naked on television, I need to know exactly what I’m going to have to show you guys.

Oh, and this is cute: the people from Vivid closed their letter to Kate by saying “We have binders of women who would love the job, but you’re definitely our first choice.” Isn’t that just too funny? Besides the appropriately placed “binders of women” reference, it just tickles me that Kate Gosselin is this huge porn company’s “first choice” for anything. Do lots of people think Kate is super hot? Have I missed something? Because I’ve just heard about her being a huge bitch.

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