Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So THIS is Brad Pitt’s Multi-Million-Dollar Chanel Ad in its Entirety

So we showed you the teaser last week, and now here’s the full monty—Brad Pitt, ejaculating pretentious words and phrases all over the stomach of Chanel in an effort to make us want him even more. Oh, what? It’s supposed to make us want Chanel more? My bad.

On a side note, I cleaned out my media center this past weekend, and you know what I found? Well, a few things I was looking for—namely the entire ‘Halloween’ collection on VHS, since I want to watch them nightly ’til Halloween actually approaches—but I also found a GD library book that I reported LOST eighteen months ago, a book that I tore my entire house apart looking for and never found and I’m still trying to figure out what the hell it was doing, buried in old VHS tapes that I don’t ever watch anymore. But the gem in the pile? It was Brad Pitt’s ‘Legends of the Fall’. Ever see that movie? It was the first Pitt movie I ever saw, and it hooked me from right then. I knew he was going to be a big old star the moment I saw it (when it came out, back in 1995, when I was a whole twelve years old, and yes, I was as big a know-it-all back then as I am today). If you haven’t seen the film, I recommend you go and remedy that, like, yesterday.

The moral of the story? Clean out your media centers more often, folks. It’s often rewards heaped upon rewards heaped upon rewards. And sometimes annoyance that your local library account was tainted with a charge-out though you never actually *lost* the book in question.

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