You see that picture? You see what Octomom is doing up there? She’s pretending to breastfeed a couple of baby dolls. Because that’s what Octomom did on Friday night: she went to a drag show in New York, popped out her titties, and breastfed baby dolls.
She also let the baby dolls get a few sips of vodka before she started her main event: a clip from her porno flick.
But hey, here’s another photo of that breastfeeding:
Where is this woman’s Mother of the Year award? Presented for her mothering of the baby dolls, of course, not her actual children.