And I know it’s kind of a rare thing, much like magical blue unicorns (and guys, when I was in New Orleans this past weekend, I went into an Urban Outfitters and guess what they had … a 3/4 boat-neck t-shirt with a magical blue unicorn pattern all over it, and I bought the shit out of it) when Kate Upton‘s clothed and not shaking her tits to ‘Cat Daddy’—dancebreak!
Also, are people still calling Kate Upton fat? Is that still a thing? Because jeez. “Fat” or “thin,” clothed or not clothed, Kate Upton’s a pretty good-looking lady, and I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
She hits and misses with her fashion sense from time to time (not in the above picture, just in others I’ve seen) but there’s no denying she’s a beautiful woman. I can’t believe people call her fat. Were she not in the public eye and was just walking down the street or hanging out in a bar, jaws would drop and men would fawn over her. I hate people who talk about women that way, like that asshole over at Drunkenstepfather, he seems to do nothing but call women fat and old.
If she’s fat I have no hope of ever being considered thin.