And I know it’s kind of a rare thing, much like magical blue unicorns (and guys, when I was in New Orleans this past weekend, I went into an Urban Outfitters and guess what they had … a 3/4 boat-neck t-shirt with a magical blue unicorn pattern all over it, and I bought the shit out of it) when Kate Upton‘s clothed and not shaking her tits to ‘Cat Daddy’—dancebreak!
Also, are people still calling Kate Upton fat? Is that still a thing? Because jeez. “Fat” or “thin,” clothed or not clothed, Kate Upton’s a pretty good-looking lady, and I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.