But of course she’s not, though, because this “apology” is her way of telling the world that she rocked a quarter-of-a-million-dollar f-cking nailpolish color to last week’s Emmys, if you didn’t hear last week. And why would she go ahead and tell us this? Well duh. Because no one noticed—LAST WEEK—to begin with. Why endure the extravagance of a $250k manicure if you can’t brag about it to the world? I mean, honestly. ‘Til today (or maybe yesterday, when Kelly announced that she was sorry on Twitter), did you even know that Kelly’s manicure was anything more than a regular old OPI-looking sparkly black? Because I didn’t, and it was. Word on the street is that Kelly’s manicure was actually $250k worth of black diamonds, which worked out to be just about 5 carats. Here’s her Tweets:
Whatever. She “didn’t pay” for it. If you say so, Kelz. What I want to know, though, is where those diamonds go when the manicure wears off? Are they removed and returned to whoever the owner is (since it’s clearly not Kelly)? Does the shit just chip off, leaving a trail of diamonds behind Kelly wherever she goes? Is she hoping to attract a gold-digging man a la Hansel and Gretel with the crumbs?
Silliness, guys, Silliness everywhere.