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Quotables: Shia LaBeouf Has Big Plans for The Future

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“Me and my girlfriend are getting ready to build an aquaponics farm up in Cambria. Aquaponics is the future, dude. Aquaculture is the study of fish, and then hydroponics is the study of plants growing without soil. So when you marry those two things you wind up with an ecosystem. Say you get a big tankful of 12 catfish and on top of it you put a floaty device that has holes in it. And you take a cup and poke a hole in that cup and put a seed in that cup and put it on top of that water. That will give you fruit forever and fish forever. You never have to change the water. It’s amazing and it’s not seasonal, so say you’re growing cucumbers in a warehouse in the winter, that’s money!”

Shia LaBeouf says something that’s just, like, so Shia.

No really, that’s all. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what Shia’s saying here, and if wants to build some farm, then good on him. It’s just such a very Shia LaBeouf thing to say, and it made me laugh. That’s all. Like Shia and his girlfriend (who, as we all know, should totally be Kristen Stewart) are just going to build this farm and then hang out on a futon and get high and watch the fish. And then try to get the fish high. And then try to get the plants high.

So Shia.

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  • You take a hole and put a fish in it and you get some cups and you put water in the ground and …… you really got something, man.

  • XYZ, you’re confused. We had an aquaponics system at our high school. The plants were in water and were nourished by koi feces. It’s definitely something that works for over 300 plant species, just not all of them.

    Anyway Shia’s a douche but this sounds like a good time.

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