“Carey is not just an actress, she is a great human being, a sweet girl and super intelligent. Our thing came down to not having compatible work/lifestyles. We were always travelling, and had sensibility differences that weren’t conducive to living with one another. I’m harder on myself and my surroundings than she is, and we had a culture shock in terms of meeting her parents and vice versa. Sensibilities, cultures, histories. There were differences, that’s all.
“She’s happy as hell right now, and we wouldn’t have been able to make it like that. She was chasing marriage, family, kids more than I was. I’m not opposed to marriage. I just think I’m quite young. I come from divorce. I’m only doing marriage once. It’s not a game for me. I’m not a religious person, but I have ethics.”
Is it just my own personal frustrations, or is this kind of thing sort of infuriating? Shia and Carey dated for about a year, and they broke up two years ago. He’s dating another poor woman, and she’s married to the guy from Mumford and Sons. So why is he even discussing this in the first place, let alone discussing it so thoroughly?
This is the same kind of thing as when he told everyone that he slept with Megan Fox. He’s like that person that you break up with, but afterwards he keeps talking about you on Facebook and Twitter and his personal blog, and he keeps discussing intimate details about your relationship to everyone you’ve ever met, and a lot of the things he says aren’t even remotely true, but you just forget about it and move on with your life, and you get into new relationships that are actually healthy, but he still won’t stop talking about you, like after months and months he just won’t stop talking about you. STOP TALKING ABOUT ME. Uh, her. Stop talking about her. Shia. God.