Oh, city of New York. I’m sure that you’re not too excited to have that feisty felon, Lindsay Lohan, frolicking around your town, but it’s about to get worse. Way, way worse.
Amanda Bynes is among you. Please take appropriate cover.
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes bolted out of L.A. this weekend and thankfully headed to a city where public transportation is readily available … the Big Apple!
Witnesses who spotted Amanda in NYC tell TMZ … the actress was aimlessly wandering around mid-town for hours on Saturday.
But get this — Amanda is telling friends the reason she jetted off to New York … is because she was tired of being followed in L.A. — something she says doesn’t happen in NYC.
Bynes now tells friends she NEVER wants to come back to L.A, which is interesting timing considering her parents JUST moved to CA from TX to be closer to their daughter.
She just left and was already spotted acting crazy? That’s a great sign, you guys. I hope you’re all super pumped up there.
Sadly, my guess is that Amanda won’t get to stay in New York as long as she wants to: she has, after all been charged with that DUI and those two hit-and-runs, and on Friday she was charged with two counts of driving on a suspended license. Is that enough for a couple of hours of jail time in the California justice system?
Remember how she used to be so cute and now she looks like a slightly younger Jennifer Coolidge?
Damn shame.