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1Quotables: Beyonce Loves Poopy Diapers

A photo of Beyonce

“I love changing diapers, I love it. I love every moment of it, it’s so beautiful. I love it all.”

You guys! Oh my gosh, you guys, did you hear what Beyonce said? She said that she loves changing diapers! Beyonce loves poop! Guys, did you hear? Beyonce said she loves poop!

Ok, but really, I get what she’s saying here. She’s so excited to be a mom that everything is beautiful and amazing, even dirty diapers. And that’s sweet, it is. I just figured that instead of pretending to believe that Beyonce changes her kid’s diaper all the time with no help whatsoever, I’d have a little fun with the mental image of Beyonce delighting in all the opulent wonders of a freshly soiled Pampers. You’re welcome.

September 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Beyonce

One Response to “Quotables: Beyonce Loves Poopy Diapers”

  1. Simon Jadis says:

    I seem to remember that Beyonce is a mixture of more than one ethnicity.

    I guess that she also has some German in her background?

    …Sorry. Weak joke.

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