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Chad Ochocinco Got This Great New Tattoo

A photo of Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada

I’m just going to go ahead and tell you right now that I haven’t been following this Chad Ochocinco fellow all that closely. I’ve probably heard of him before, but the first time I ever really paid attention was when Sarah told us all about how he headbutted his wife right in the head and how she subsequently filed for divorce. I’ve read a couple of things since then, like how he got fired and how his mistresses have started coming forward, but for the most part, I’ve been ignoring this whole thing. Because football.

But when someone goes and gets a tattoo this ridiculous, it can’t be ignored. It just can’t. Here, check it out:

A photo of Chad Ochocinco

Oh, you can’t see it that clearly? Let me give you a closer shot:

A photo of Chad Ochocinco's tattoo

That would be a huge ass tattoo of his wife’s face covering up his whole entire calf. With her name under it, natch. Just in case you couldn’t make out the stupid decision on your own.

But here’s thing thing: according to Chad, it isn’t a stupid decision, not at all. I know that because I’ve been looking through some of his recent tweets, and someone asked the question that we’re all thinking, which is “why did you do this, dummy, she filed for divorce.” His response?

Divorce? Child please… that’s my WIFE

As a further demonstration of his inability to comprehend what “divorce” means, here’s what he said when someone told him that no, really, she filed for divorce:

I dont give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what she filed for…

Yep, this guy sounds totally stable and like he’s handling all this just so well.

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  • Maybe he’s thinking she’s another Rihanna and will never “really” leave him. Hope she follows through and he’s stuck with that crappy tattoo.

  • He should have got it higher up, so every time he looks in the mirror he will be reminded why his career is over.