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4Love It or Leave It: What Are You Wearing, Kim Kardashian?

A photo of Kim Kardashian

Do my eyes deceive me, Kim, or is that a wedding dress you’re wearing? You tweeted this photo last night along with the caption “late night fitting,” and regardless of whether or not it actually is a wedding dress, I’m pretty sure you know that I know that you want everyone to think it is. So what’s the deal?

Can you really not wait a few more months for all this? Everyone knows you want to be Mrs. Kanye West, and that’s great, that’s wonderful, but everyone also knows that you’re still married to poor Kris Humphries, and how do you think he feels about this? You tossed him aside after a mere 72 days, and now you’re gallivanting around with the dude you probably cheated on him with? How do you think this is going to look in court? Not too great, I’ll tell you that. Not too great at all.

All I ask is that you wait until the divorce is finalized before you make the same mistake a third time. That’s all. And please don’t try to pull a fast one by having some sort of ceremony where you wear the dress, say the vows, and do everything except sign a marriage license. Sorry, girl, but I could definitely see you doing that, and you wouldn’t be fooling anyone. We all know your game by now, and it’s getting old.

But one more thing: I know you won’t listen, but please don’t let Kanye pick out your wedding dress whenever you get married. I have a feeling he picked out this dress, and you really should stop trusting his judgement.

August 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

4 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: What Are You Wearing, Kim Kardashian?”

  1. Elizabeth says:

    Aaaawww it’s Kanye’s real life doll he likes playing dress up with. You mean he doesn’t want her to walk down the aisle in those awful coochi smelling leather pants she is ALWAYS wearing?

  2. okenesha says:

    Isn’t it always a bout her fat butt? How is that entertainment? Wwoooooh

  3. anon says:

    who cares?

  4. knupxfon says:

    Just because a girl has a huge ass doesn’t make it good. Her’s is the wrong shape and goofy looking, makes her waddle like a duck. I’d still hump them titties though.

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