And today, she’s been updating Twitter like a madwoman, telling us all about her eyelashes, and how excited she is about ‘American Horror Story’, and casually mentioning that she’s wearing … ugh, diapers (TMI, Snooks. T. M. I). Here’s a few of Snooki‘s select Tweets from the last day or so:
Im finally able to eat eggs again! While I was pregnant I couldn’t even smell them! Now I’m killing it with egg whites!!! #YUM
Post birth isn’t so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS. ?
? “@Perfumania: Congrats to @snooki and her new baby! Get her new #SnookiPerfume gift-set available now! http://ow.ly/dfUfq ”
Omg. I love you. “@JLaValle: Idk what I enjoy more, watching my fiancé sleep or watching my son sleep?…Both are amazing! #Lafamiglia”
Catching up on some shut eye! So sleepy
I’m legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean
CAN’T WAIT! “@PerezHilton: @FXNetworks Stare Into The Bleeding Eyes Of INSANITY In New American Horror Story: HERE!
Duh…..????“@ChanntellyLace: @snooki did you rock your lashes during the birth? Lol”
Lorenzo is even cuter today. #imsolucky
So, OK. Definitely random. But the parts where she’s talking about how cute her baby is and how over the moon she is over how over the moon her fiance, Jionni LaValle, is, it’s definitely kind of aww-inducing. Or, at least, would be, if it weren’t all over Twitter once an hour, making me wonder how content this baby must be that Snooks has this kind of time on her hands.
Ah, the life of a Jersey Shore socialite!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this planet & the idiots on it.