Did you guys know that Snooki could go into labor anytime now? She’s due in early September, and as Sarah showed you guys a couple of days ago, she’s got quite the tummy going on. Do you know what that means? It means that there’s precious little time left in which Snookers can give hilarious interviews about being pregnant. We’ve really got to savor this while we can, all right? So let’s get to it.
From In Touch:
With just three weeks left before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and fiancé Jionni LaValle welcome their son, Snooki talks to In Touch about her fears of being a first-time mother!
“I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom,” she admits to In Touch. “I just really hope I know what I’m doing!”
The reality star says being pregnant has been crazier than a night out at the Jersey Shore! “At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!”
And while Snooki’s been preparing for her son’s arrival with apps that tell you what you should be eating and how big the baby is, she’s adamant about skipping Lamaze classes!
“Lamaze is bullshit,” she says. “They teach you how to breathe. Are you really going to be worrying about how to breathe when you’re having a baby? No! You’re going to be screaming and throwing shit.”
“I don’t think anyone really knows what they’re doing with the first kid,” she tells In Touch. “But I think I will be a good mom. I hope so!” And while the soon-to-be mom can’t wait for the arrival of her son, Snooki jokes that she’s most looking forward to “being a MILF, for sure.”
I’m so glad this girl didn’t lose her style when she got pregnant. Throughout these past several months, Snooki has managed to stay true to herself, and I think that’s just wonderful. I just hope she can recognize the importance of breathing before it’s too late. I’ve never had a baby or anything, but breathing, you guys. It can change your life.