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Lindsay Lohan Stole Some More Jewelry. Allegedly.

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Well, at this point it’s not even “allegedly,” because police don’t consider her a suspect (yet). She was just questioned after a bunch of expensive jewelry went missing in a house where she was staying. Which is totally weird, because we know that Lindsay would never steal any jewelry.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by police today regarding an apparent burglary at a Hollywood Hills home last night — but Lindsay insists … she had nothing to do with it.

According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together — along with several guests — and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.

Law enforcement sources tell us, police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including LIndsay.

We’re told Lindsay was very cooperative — but claimed she had nothing to do with any missing jewelry.

As of now, Lindsay is NOT considered a suspect. The investigation is ongoing.

You know what they say: floppy lips, sticky fingers. I’m sorry that I’m not giving Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, but at this stage in her life, it just makes sense that she’s the culprit here. If she’s staying in a home where jewelry went missing, she took it. If she’s staying in a home where there’s a dented car in the driveway with empty vodka bottles in the backseat, she drove it. If she’s staying in a home where a half-assed meth lab was found assembled in the bathroom, the bathtub full of cough syrup with a straw floating in it, she’s passed out next to the toilet with drool hanging out of her mouth. And that’s just the way it is.

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  • And … someone is surprised that someone with *NO* morals (if there were an anti-moral stance possible, she’d have it; as it is, she’s merely amoral) has shifty friends … news … flash?

    I’m not gonna say she did it, but accomplice after the fact? Complicity?

    Poor, poor Lindsay. She was SO screwed by her “parents”.

    You know its bad when then walking Ding-Dong (Jessica Simpson; in every analogy possible from that term) looks positively radiant and brilliant compared to you.

    *deep sigh* Poor, poor Lindsay.

    She’s 26(!!!!) with the body and mug of a 45 year old (stripper) and a mind somewhere around 12.

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