And this one, she posted with the caption:
I’m still totally loving my hair no matter what any of you haters say, and even though it’s only been a few days, I’m TOTALLY used to the fact that I no longer have six-foot-long hair any longer, and I’m completely not contemplating getting ratty extensions to cover up the mistake I’ve made even though I totally don’t think it’s a mistake and I LOVE my hair and SO DOES LIAM and I just can’t wait to see what this awesome-sauce head of hair looks like underneath a rockin’ wedding veil because don’t forget, that’s happening soon too EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN HUR DUH BUR
So, OK, one; no. Miley didn’t caption this photo on Twitter with that caption, because Twitter only allows 140 characters or whatever. Also, because I don’t believe a word I just said up there. Last, no way on all of this because I just don’t think Miley could spell ‘contemplating’, and that’s not a poke at her intellect, it’s merely truth. Miley just doesn’t strike me as a good speller, OK?
No, this is what she actually captioned the photo with:
it was just one of those CUHHH-RAZY pant days
Um, OK. See? I told you there’s no way Miley could go ahead and spell something like ‘contemplate’, let alone really and entirely understand what it means. Or—and I’m just getting ahead of myself, here—comprehend it.
(The hair really does look good, though, despite the fact that I don’t believe she thinks so.)