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Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it’s been a rumor for a while now, and I don’t want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there’s a baby in there.
Ok, y’all guys know I’m just joshing you here, but I can’t help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies – Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance – have done this thing where they’re obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge it. They’re all “a baby? I have no idea what you’re talking about,” and I love it. I’ll respect your privacy, ladies, as long as you respect my right to make lame jokes at your expense.