0Joe Manganiello is Not Dating Demi Moore, OK?

From Us:

The Magic Mike stud, 35, was first linked to Demi Moore, 49, in early June after witnesses spotted them chatting and during the That’s My Boy after party in L.A. But in an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Thursday, Manganiello assured women everywhere that “there is 100 percent zero truth” to relationship rumors.

(Moore split with Ashton Kutcher, 34, in November 2011 after six years of marriage; he had been unfaithful to her on numerous occasions, most notably with party girl Sara Leal on their sixth wedding anniversary.)

At the Samsung Galaxy S III launch in Beverly Hills later that night, Manganiello admitted to Us Weekly that he typically doesn’t “care to talk about his personal life, unless it is to shoot down rumors that I’m dating someone — like what showed up on the internet this week.”

Jeez. Normally people don’t protest so vehemently when dating rumors start to swirl. I mean, celebrities are constantly being linked to other celebrities, and it’s not like it’s anything out of the ordinary, but Joe, here, damn. Joe’s pretty up-front and firm that he is—in no way whatsoever—dating or considering dating Demi Moore. Sorry, girl. Maybe it’s your turn to make a fiery, iron-clad statement about how you’d never even remotely f-cking consider dating Joe Manganiello ever in life. Because that’s basically what he just did to you, girl*. Cripes.

*Don’t sweat it too hard, girl. Joe Manganiello’s just another TV scrub. I mean, honestly. We didn’t even have a category created here for him prior to today.

June 22, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah