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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are having a great time in Mexico

Gotta love Sofia Vergara – she’s been posting photos from her vacation in Cabo San Lucas with new boyfriend and best lover she’s ever had, Joe Manganiello over Labor Day weekend. I seriously know nothing about either of them and wouldn’t consider myself a “fan” in any sense of the word, but I love them together. Seriously, how could you not?!

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Joe Manganiello is too sexy for the Emmys, says Sofia Vergara

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Now that Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are the new “It Couple” on the Hollywood scene, you’d have thought they’d be keen to strut their stuff down the red carpet at last night’s Emmys, right? Wrong. Joe didn’t turn up, but there’s a perfectly good explanation for that.

From People:

“He’s really hot. That’s why I didn’t bring him,” the Modern Family star joked to E!’s Giuliana Rancic. “He looks too hot, too tall, he takes a lot of space, and I was like, ‘So listen, Joe, don’t come.’ “

Ha. I wonder why he really wasn’t there? I have to say, I don’t care about either of these two individually, but I just love the idea of them as a couple. They just… fit, don’t they? The same can be said for Sofia’s dress last night, as well. Zing!

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Joe Manganiello is the best sex Sofia Vergara has ever had, apparently

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Sofia Vergara had a massive upgrade when she got rid of ex-fiancé Nick Loeb and took up with True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello. They’ve been dating for only a month or two, so they’re still in the hot and steamy honeymoon phase of their relationship, and apparently the D is good because Sofia is telling everyone that Joe is the best sex she’s ever had.

From Classicalite:

“[Nick] freaked out when he heard–he was frantically calling and texting her.

“He told her that their engagement must have meant nothing since she’s moved on so quickly.

“She never responded to Nick’s messages…she’s done with him.”

Well, not quite done, and if Nick hated the first act what until he hears about what is being said about her one-time bride-to-be now.

According to a supposed friend of Sofia’s, who spoke to OK! Magazine for their August 4, print edition, Sofia has been telling everyone that all her past lovers [read Nick Loeb] are boys in the bedroom when compared to Joe:

“Sofia tells everyone that he is the best lover she’s ever had.

“She says that he rocks her world–and he has a body to die for!

“Sofia has very high demands when it comes to sex, so for her to rave like this is huge.

“It’s a real dig at Nick, but she says that Hoe has taken her places she never knew existed.”

Oh, shit. Get it, Sofia! These two are kinda the hottest couple out there at the moment, so good for them. Always to see two hot people combine their hotness for maximum effect. Neither of them do anything for me, to be honest, but I can respect their sexiness from an objective standpoint. They might just make it!

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