Yeah, no. The more I think about this new couple and the more I envision them having sex and doing all sorts of lurid things, the more gagged-out I get. I mean, honestly. The girl under Olivier‘s other arm? It’s his daughter. Who’s probably somewhere around, what, twelve years old? Hanging out with MK and her daddy while they smoke like chimneys, walking around the streets of New York City? It’s a strange, strange circumstance. And nothing against small people—because I’m not exactly what you’d called “statuesque” at 5’3″—but Olivier Sarkozy is one big dude, and to be bumping uglies with someone who’s smaller than his pre-pubescent daughter is definitely kind of f-cking creepy.
Also, the brunette that looked pretty sweet and sophisticated a week ago looks lank and greasy and cheap in these pictures. One thing is for sure about being a brunette—if you don’t wash your hair at least once a week, Mary-Kate Olsen, you look like a homeless lady who steals from the Salvation Army, seeking grandma clothes. Only grandma clothes.
Oh. Wait.
This reminds me of that film ‘Orphan’ :~(
…in that one photo she looks like a young and trim Sam Kinison.
um gross. literally turned my stomach and am contemplating printing the pic to put on my fridge as a barrier