Can I give you guys some advice? If you’re going out somewhere and you think you’ll be drinking a fair amount, wear pants. If you really want to wear a dress, wear leggings or at least tights with it. If it’s too hot for leggings or tights, then, at the very least, wear underwear that covers your ass. I mean, if you want to show your ass, that’s one thing, but in my experience, all the ladies who show up at clubs and parties with a short skirt end up flashing someone something, whether it’s because of a tumble down some stairs or an enthusiastic dance routine or a drunken shout of “hey, look at my ass! Does my ass look good? Do you like my panties? Emily, look, no, Emily, don’t I have cute panties?” I’ve seen all of these, and let me tell you, not a one of those flashings was premeditated.
Now that I’m done giving you your Drunk Girl perspective, let’s move right along and get to guessing this celebrity, all right? It’s really not that difficult to guess who this is. Just take a glance at her hair. Do you see any interesting colors?
It’s Katy Perry! Good ol’ Katy was photographed leaving a London nightclub, but not just any London nightclub. No, this club is a club that was hosting a party for Justin Bieber:
Katy Perry had to be helped out of Justin Bieber’s party in London on Sunday morning.
The pair had played the Capital FM Summertime Ball in Wembley on Saturday night and after some overenthusiastic partying by the ‘Firework’ hitmaker at the teen heatthrob’s bash at Cirque Du Soir, she had to rely on bodyguards, her PA and some of her famous friends to help her out.
A source told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “Katy was in high spirits and very excited that Justin was there, as she loves Justin. And she’s good friends with Jessie J, so they had a catch up.
“Before long Katy had sunk a fair few vodka cocktails. She had big bottles of Ciroc and Belvedere vodka on her table. By 5am she seemed to be having some difficulty walking and suddenly fell to the floor. She was down for a while and it took a couple of her mates to get her up. Everyone was staring and there was quite a commotion. Even Max George from The Wanted stepped in to lend a hand.”
Oh, Katy. She got wasted with Justin Bieber, didn’t she? She did shots with The Biebz and they discussed the thug life and the difficulty and importance of being swaggy. That’s what happened, and I won’t believe any other version of events.