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1Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Both Selling Their Homes, I’m About to Kill Myself

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From TMZ:

Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have both discreetly listed their homes for sale, setting the stage for the big, “We’re movin’ in together” … TMZ has learned.

Kim has given a “pocket listing” to a realtor for her $4.8 mil Beverly Hills home — a pocket listing doesn’t appear in official real estate documents. We’re told Kim’s asking price is $5 million.

Ditto Kanye, who listed his L.A. home as well — again, a pocket listing.

Sources close to the couple confirm … both are selling their homes so they can rent a house together. They’re looking for a really private place to live … behind gates.

So this means that they’re moving in together. It has to. Unless they’re making a suicide pact, and, in which case I would not advise them upon one way or the other, there’s no other reason for both of them to be completely dropping off the real estate grid unless they were going to embark upon a joint venture. Together. Which is guess is redundant, since I already said “joint.” But it is what it is.

I’m also hearing rumors that the two are going to get married, soon, too, and it’s probably going to be a very private, low-key affair*. And that Kanye is just dying to knock Kim up. From Us Weekly:

“They’re seriously talking marriage…and yes, she would,” they said.

As we saw during Kim’s shortlived marriage to Kris Humphries, who she’s still waiting to divorce, the reality star was desperate to start a family, and Kanye could be that man to finally give her what she wants.

“Kanye can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” the insider said. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

Oh. Well, that’s good then. I mean, Kanye does seem the type to really concentrate on what his wife/babymama looks like while she’s pregnant. Honestly, f-ck the whole “healthy” thing. As long as the bitch looks good with a swollen Kanye-baby belly, that’s all that really matters in the world. Priorities priorities, folks.

*Of course it’s not going to be private or low-key. We’re talking about Kim Kardashian and Kanye f-cking West here. If you look up those two names in the dictionary, under “antonyms,” you’ll see “private” and “low-key,” along with “classy,” “tasteful,” and “genteel.”

May 31, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

One Response to “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Both Selling Their Homes, I’m About to Kill Myself”

  1. amy says:

    Really? Why are people saying this is real? Kim is a fame whore…and really? Do we need to talk about the Kanye and John Legend relationship? I wish people could just be honest and not try to hide be hide gossip reports! Everybody loves people beinghonest! I wish “celebrities” would just be honest!

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