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Lindsay Lohan Spent HOW Much Money on Tanning?

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$40,000. Let me just cut to the chase and tell you that Lindsay spent $40,000 on tanning. Just let that sink in for a minute. What would you do with $40,000? Make a down payment on a nice house, maybe? Buy a fancy car? Perhaps you’d invest it. Or maybe you would just spend it on tanning. Because that’s what Lindsay Lohan did.

But wait, let’s make a very important distinction here. I probably should have mentioned this first, but Lindsay didn’t actually pay the $40,000. She just did $40,000 worth of tanning, then refused to pay the bill. Maybe that’s the smartest financial decision of all.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan may have to stash some of her “Liz and Dick” money in the Caymans, because a tanning salon is going after her with a vengeance for not paying a judgment for a humongous tanning bill.

It’s been 9 months since a Nevada judge ordered Lindsay to pay the $40,000 bill to the salon and — surprise, she hasn’t paid a cent.  Now the salon is trying to get the matter moved to California, so it can attach Lindsay’s assets to satisfy the judgment.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay racked up the bill for intense bronzing between 2007-2009, courtesy of Tanning Vegas, located in Nevada.

Calls to Lindsay’s camp weren’t returned.

Oh, she racked up the bill over two whole years, so that’s more reasonable. Except no, it’s not. Lindsay is a pale, freckled redhead, and since I share two of those traits, I’d be willing to wager that all that happens when Lindsay tries to get a natural tan is a hellish sunburn and more freckles. Some people just weren’t meant to have tans, and that’s why their skin burns, blisters, and becomes covered with little brown spots whenever they’re exposed to the sun. But Lindsay couldn’t accept this, so she got $40,000 worth of tanning in a salon located in a town where she doesn’t even live. Really?

But hey, this is the girl who has had to spent well over a million dollars on court fees and who has failed to pay nearly $100,000 in taxes, so I guess we can’t really expect her to make great financial decisions, can we?

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