Boy! And guys, she’s just a little disappointed, because she apparently wanted a little girl so that all of her Jersey Shore-honed tricks wouldn’t go to waste.
From In Touch:
“Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!” the Jersey Shore star reveals exclusively to In Touch.
Snooki tells In Touch that she and Jionni are deciding between two names – Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. And while she’s thrilled to welcome a son, the 24-year-old admits she was hoping for a mini-me. “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls,” Snooki says, at first disappointed, but adding, “It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”
Proudly showing off her baby bump at the exclusive photo shoot, the mom-to-be says she’s traded in her beloved pickles and now craves icy, cold treats. “I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices.” But even more surprising? While some women find their sex drive enhanced during pregnancy, you won’t find Snooki and Jionni anywhere near the smush room! “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross,” Snooki confides. “I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”
Ugh. TMI, Snooks, but thanks. Glad to know you’re not in the mood to “do stuff.” Also, my profuse apologies to all of the Lorenzos out there who might be reading this entry right now, because what the f-ck kind of name is Lorenzo? I thought that name died out in the nineties along with USA networks and RENEGADE. But back to the no-sex thing, I’m entirely willing to say that the thought of Snooki avoiding Jionni like the plague when he—urk … urk—comes in for the play is far, far more disturbing than when Jessica Simpson was talking about how her pregnancy Os were the biggest Os of them all, you feel me?
Congratulations, Snooki, but please—next time, leave any allusions to your sex life out of the media. At least until people have had time to digest their morning coffees. Do you know how gross it is to hack up a mouthful of coffee-bile before you’re even really awake?