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Baby’s Sex Revealed: Snooki’s Having a …

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Boy! And guys, she’s just a little disappointed, because she apparently wanted a little girl so that all of her Jersey Shore-honed tricks wouldn’t go to waste.

From In Touch:

“Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!” the Jersey Shore star reveals exclusively to In Touch.

Snooki tells In Touch that she and Jionni are deciding between two names – Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. And while she’s thrilled to welcome a son, the 24-year-old admits she was hoping for a mini-me. “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls,” Snooki says, at first disappointed, but adding, “It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

Proudly showing off her baby bump at the exclusive photo shoot, the mom-to-be says she’s traded in her beloved pickles and now craves icy, cold treats. “I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices.” But even more surprising? While some women find their sex drive enhanced during pregnancy, you won’t find Snooki and Jionni anywhere near the smush room! “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross,” Snooki confides. “I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

Ugh. TMI, Snooks, but thanks. Glad to know you’re not in the mood to “do stuff.” Also, my profuse apologies to all of the Lorenzos out there who might be reading this entry right now, because what the f-ck kind of name is Lorenzo? I thought that name died out in the nineties along with USA networks and RENEGADE. But back to the no-sex thing, I’m entirely willing to say that the thought of Snooki avoiding Jionni like the plague when he—urk … urk—comes in for the play is far, far more disturbing than when Jessica Simpson was talking about how her pregnancy Os were the biggest Os of them all, you feel me?

Congratulations, Snooki, but please—next time, leave any allusions to your sex life out of the media. At least until people have had time to digest their morning coffees. Do you know how gross it is to hack up a mouthful of coffee-bile before you’re even really awake?

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  • My brother, dad, grandad (and go on) names: LORENZO. I’ve always hated it. Gosh.
    I was four years old and my brother like two, he came and said: “My son’s name will be Lorenzo”
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Snooki, Ur right about the name being ancient, as in Lorenzo Lamas’ name.

      I have a better idea, Snooki, why not chooze a Christian name, from the Bible? Just excluse Abraham, Issac, as well as some of the others,
      that is, if, you’re a Christian.

      Think about Jacob, James, John, Luke(and he’s famous too!), Matt(short for Matthew, or use both), Jerimiah(remember the movie: Jereimiah Johnson?). these are just a few names in the “Christian”-sence, that U cpould be think’n about.

      But I wanna tell U again, If Ur Boyfriend still decides to not step up to the plate, come look’n for me, I’ll gladly step up tothe plate, and be there for you. ANd, I don’t care what anybody says about it, I’ll still do it.

      Also another suggestion: “GET MARRIED, B4 THE BABY COMES!” This way it won’t be born outta wedlock.

  • I think a boy is for the best. Could you imagine her with a daughter? She’d be the weirdly jealous mom who who doesn’t know how to act her age.

  • i think that a girl would be best because ever one wants to have a girl i no i would plus a boy would be good to because there would be a boy to take out the trash n all that n not so much drama as a girl

  • POOR LITTLE DARK – SKIN JEWISH GIRL ,SNOOKIE BEING USED AS PAWN OF HER OWN SEMETIC PEOPLE TO BE HELD UP AS AN UGLY DARK INFERIOR WITH THE MESSAGE THAT THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE THAT , SOMEHOW, LOOK NON-WHITE , AND THEREFORE WHITES ARE GARBAGE ..

    PROBLEM : SNOOKIE IS NOT WHITE , SHE IS SEMETIC OR BLACK .

    WHITE PEOPLE , FOLKS AER ! WHITE …NOT BROWN.

    • Yeah , we are starting to understand the invasion game that these jewish arab indian hispanic semetic people play here in our white country .

      They , obviously are the long , narrow faced , humped nose , shoe-polish black haired , hairy people of south asia … the “middle east Z” why is it called that … it’s asia !

  • Well, Lorenzo is a very common name in Spanish and Italian languages, so there you go. I know it’s considered tacky in the US and in Britain, but in Spain or Italy it’s really common.

  • I’m gett’n really tired of this ordeal in reference to Snooki. Ever since that Jersy Shore, was on Tv, and Snooki, Became the main Star(let), She gets everythibg that she wants, guys, Booze, and now a BABY, w/her Boyfriend!

    This storyline is get”n really old, and already run in the ground. Every-time I see this type of story, It just wanna make me puke, all over the place. It’s just like this: “A celebrrity did this, A celebriity did that, a celebrity wants this, a celebrity wants that.

    Even millionares are the same way, if they’ve got the money, as it’s always been said: “MONEY TALKS……S—t WALKS.” They t hink that if a person has money, they’ll get whatever thay want(Let’s just see’emtry to get that here, where I live! “NO WAY JOSE’!”).