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10Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Close Her Mouth Anymore

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Really, she can’t. That’s what this whole thing is about. Lindsay Lohan has done so many horrible things to her poor lips that they won’t even shut. These pictures were taken last night, and that’s the first thing I noticed when I saw them. How can she think that those look good? Seriously, check out those pictures where she’s trying to close her mouth. It’s not a great situation.

Other than that, I think Lindsay looks pretty great (for Lindsay). I actually kind of like her dress, and her shoes are kind of cute. But her makeup and hair look a little like what I was into when I was in the sixth grade. It’s the random bobby pin and the glittery white eye shadow, and it takes me right back to my sixth grade dance. I wore this light blue silky shirt and this awful blue skirt, it was 90′s as hell, and yes, I had the bobby pin and the eye shadow. I was 11 though, so I didn’t get to have all the collagen pumped into my lips. Small miracles, I guess.

But this is all just my opinion – except the part about Lindsay not being able to close her mouth, that part is just a fact – so tell me, what do you guys think about Lindsay’s look?

May 10, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

10 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Close Her Mouth Anymore”

  1. ilaila says:

    are you kidding me? she looks terrible

  2. Stacey says:

    Who cares about her lips. Look at her eyes – dead. That’s sad.

  3. puddin says:

    Oh wow. What’s with her tanner/bronzer?

  4. kirstyk says:

    and her hair is so greasy…

  5. mireee says:

    Poor thing. Her hair looks terribly greasy and the make up’s horrible, and the dress is just so overdone. She’s a star, you’d think she’d be able to look a bit more star-ish and less fresher’s week-ish. (I don’t even think you’ll get that. I meant less whatever-ish).

  6. Lo says:

    Wow. That is so bad. SO bad. How does no one stop her from going out in public?

  7. Lo says:

    Wow. That is so bad. SO bad. How does no one stop her from going out in public?

  8. Kelley says:

    Lookups flaird and swollen the top of her nose is. She’s doing something that’s evident.

  9. Webster says:

    Considering she now goes to every envelope opening, she should look better for the picture taking part.

  10. F. says:

    her hair stylist(if there is one?) has to be kidding throwing in silky smooth beautiful extensions with that brittle ashy hair…have to be KIDDING

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