Really, she can’t. That’s what this whole thing is about. Lindsay Lohan has done so many horrible things to her poor lips that they won’t even shut. These pictures were taken last night, and that’s the first thing I noticed when I saw them. How can she think that those look good? Seriously, check out those pictures where she’s trying to close her mouth. It’s not a great situation.
Other than that, I think Lindsay looks pretty great (for Lindsay). I actually kind of like her dress, and her shoes are kind of cute. But her makeup and hair look a little like what I was into when I was in the sixth grade. It’s the random bobby pin and the glittery white eye shadow, and it takes me right back to my sixth grade dance. I wore this light blue silky shirt and this awful blue skirt, it was 90′s as hell, and yes, I had the bobby pin and the eye shadow. I was 11 though, so I didn’t get to have all the collagen pumped into my lips. Small miracles, I guess.
But this is all just my opinion – except the part about Lindsay not being able to close her mouth, that part is just a fact – so tell me, what do you guys think about Lindsay’s look?