After missing her flight to Washington on Friday afternoon because she “just couldn’t pull it together,” Lindsay managed to borrow a friend’s private jet that night in order to arrive in the capital. And guess what: she made it!
So far, there aren’t any stories out there about how Lindsay swigged on a bottle of champagne all night or about how she and Kim Kardashian made out to try and get the president’s attention and Kris Jenner started the paperwork to officially adopt Lindsay or about how she spent the rest of the night after the dinner at the Lincoln memorial, sitting in Abraham’s lap and crying. But I have faith that they will come.
And since that photo up there of Lindsay in her ill-fitting black dress is a little small, here’s a close-up, just for you:
Lookin’ good, girlfriend!
With that mouth she looks like the joker!
From far away in the first pic, she kinda looks like Angelina Jolie (hair, dress, lips).
And is KK, LL and the PRESIDENT were at the same dinner, really? This is crazy. CRAZY.
At least she didn’t look totally wasted.
Nice, except for the lips. Give up the lips!
WHOA! I didn’t scroll all the way down on this pic (I just saw from the eyes up) and I though, “Oh…she does look nice! Way to pull it together for once!” and then I scrolled down to THOSE LIPS! Holy mother of Moses….It’s like Steven Tyler and Ronald MacDonald had love-child.
Weirdly like Katherine Heigel and Steven Tyler had a love child.