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That Tanning Mom Really Hates Snooki

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Aww, but how could you hate little Snooki? I can get not liking her or wishing she would go away, but I don’t understand how anyone could actually hate this girl. It’s Snickers, you guys! Leave her alone!

But I guess some people really do have it in their hearts to hate this wacky little lady, and one of those people is Patricia Krentcil. You remember Patricia, she’s that tanning mom who took her five-year-old daughter to the tanning salon (allegedly) and proceeded to charm us all with her classy wit and elegant features. She’s also the woman who Snooki recently called a crazy bitch.

Well, it turns out that them is fightin’ words, because Patricia had some strong words to say when asked about Snooki:

More tan-on-tan aggression — this time it’s “Tanning Mom” firing back at Snooki … claiming the reality star is “the biggest asshole in the world” for criticizing her life decisions.

Patricia Krentcil — who’s been under fire for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon — was out in New Jersey yesterday … when someone asked about the comments Snooki recently made to “Extra” — “that bitch is crazy.”

Tanning Mom shot back … saying, “She’s the biggest asshole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her tits are fake, she’s disgusting.”

Yet, after all that … she continued, “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.”

Yes, she called her Snoopy … and she probably owes Charles Schultz an apology.

But wait, you have to see the video, it really brings the point home:

Snooki is the biggest asshole in the world? Really? There’s no bigger asshole in the whole entire world than Snooki? I don’t know about that one, Pat, you might want to check your sources. And she doesn’t have fake boobs either: she’s gone on and on about how she wants implants, and I think you can tell that what she’s got going on is natural. Also, she’s not fat, she’s pregnant. She does have a fake tan, I’ll give you that much. But the word “disgusting” is so objective, you know? In closing, your face resembles my purse.

Did I miss anything?

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  • Only in America!!! Why are we talking about this lady? Myself included. She’s a trash celebrity now because she’s weird as hell and did something stupid. Is that all it takes to get your 15 minutes?

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