If there is one thing that the world knows about Khloe Kardashian, it’s probably that she’s most likely not a biological Kardashian. But if there are two things that that world knows about Khloe Kardashian, those things are that she’s most likely not a biological Kardashian and that she really, really, really wants to have a baby with her husband, Lamar.
For the past year or so, probably a little longer, there’s been an absolutely insane amount of stories devoted to Khloe’s uterus. According to popular gossip, Khloe’s always having fertility treatments or going to a number of specialists or just crying for days about not being pregnant. She’s talked before about how she wants kids, definitely, but she denied the talk about fertility treatments, and she says that she’s leaving it all up to God.
God must have penciled in some time to work on Khloe’s womb then, because according to her father-in-law, Joe Odom, she’s finally pregnant:
Yeah, excuse me if I don’t believe every word of that. On the show (I can’t remember which, there were a few weeks where I just watched Kardashian shows to take the focus off my issues and put them on their stupidity, so it all just sort of blends together), we saw that Lamar’s dad wasn’t really there for him growing up, but ever since Lamar became a successful basketball player, he would pop up every few months asking for money or tickets to a game. Lamar even pays his rent, and if I remember correctly, he had some pretty serious drug problems. He doesn’t seem like the most credible guy. And besides, you can’t trust anyone who says dumb things like “everything is everything” over and over. You just can’t.
Still though, it could be true. He might have just slipped up and made that announcement for them, and wouldn’t that just be so great? I don’t have to tell you again that Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian – I don’t have to, but I will – and I think she would just be such a happy, adorable pregnant lady. I hope this is true with all my heart, but I just don’t think it is.
But, you know, whatever. It doesn’t matter. Everything is everything, you guys. Everything is everything.