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What the Hell Happened to Lara Flynn Boyle’s Face?

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No, really: what the hell happened to Lara Flynn Boyle‘s face? She used to be kind of cute, but now she just looks like some cheap Asian blowup doll you used to be able to buy at Spencer’s before they stopped selling that kind of stuff. Somebody clearly missed that boat.

But anyway, as you can see, this is Lara Flynn Boyle (kind of), who was photographed leaving a liquor store outside of L.A. yesterday. I guess the liquor could explain away the puffy jowls that she’s rocking like muttonchops, but the lips lip? Why just one? I mean, did she run out of money? Spent it all on Franzia and Banker’s Club vodka, did she? Because that’s some serious mismatching right there, guys, and I can’t stress the importance of making your lower lip look at least 30% as large as your top lip if you’re going to do that kind of thing. It’s all about the ratio, but it seems to me that Lara never really got that message.

Looks like this is the kind of cosmetic procedure that good Men in Black 2 money can buy. Jealz yet?

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  • Dear lord… This is some seriously messed up surgery… The cheeks, the lip(s), the nose. What happened to her?

  • Wow! What a mess, and she used to be so pretty, too. Someday someone is going to have to explain to me this sickness that aging celebrities seem to be suffering from where they become delusional about their appearance. It’s a tragedy the way some have just completely f***ed up their faces such the way Meg Ryan and others have done.

    • I agree completely; it’s a damn shame. Really! WTF has happened to Meg Ryan? Holy Chit….what a disaster…It’s almost as if some weird, distorted psychotic trend has come down on these aging celebrities to remove all doubt as to whether or not they’re still attractive? The answer to that is ‘NOT ANY MORE”…

  • This is just sad, sad, sad. She used to be absolutely gorgeous when she was on The Practice. Unfortunately, I think she started to dabble in the cocaine because she got so frieghtfully skinny and decrepid.

    It definitely looks like a case of bad coke bloat combined with plastic surgery gone awry.