No, really: what the hell happened to Lara Flynn Boyle‘s face? She used to be kind of cute, but now she just looks like some cheap Asian blowup doll you used to be able to buy at Spencer’s before they stopped selling that kind of stuff. Somebody clearly missed that boat.
But anyway, as you can see, this is Lara Flynn Boyle (kind of), who was photographed leaving a liquor store outside of L.A. yesterday. I guess the liquor could explain away the puffy jowls that she’s rocking like muttonchops, but the
lips lip? Why just one? I mean, did she run out of money? Spent it all on Franzia and Banker’s Club vodka, did she? Because that’s some serious mismatching right there, guys, and I can’t stress the importance of making your lower lip look at least 30% as large as your top lip if you’re going to do that kind of thing. It’s all about the ratio, but it seems to me that Lara never really got that message.
Looks like this is the kind of cosmetic procedure that good Men in Black 2 money can buy. Jealz yet?