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5Quotables: Jennie Garth Talks Divorce

photo of peter facinelli and jennie garth pictures photos
“I was very resistant. I didn’t want it to happen. It took me some time to come to peace with it. … He would do everything he could to fly back every weekend [during 'Twilight' filming]. It took a real toll on our marriage. I’ve gone through my darkest parts and I’m coming out of it. I’m okay. I don’t know what the future holds, but then I’ve never been a planner. And maybe that’s a good thing.”

Man, I feel really sad for Jennie over this. These two were married for eleven years (that’s a long time, even by Hollywood standards), and this is the cumulative result of loving someone and tolerating them and supporting them and bearing three of their children? F-ck that noise! Peter Facinelli is a big f-cking douchebag who doesn’t deserve even an iota’s worth of fame that he got from ‘Twilight’. His character portrayal of the selfless and loving Dr. Carlisle Cullen was done to the smuggest, most pretentious of levels, but what do you expect – this bag of dicks is one of the smarmiest motherf-ckers going.

Normally I’d say, “Hey, you know. We don’t really know what goes on in a person’s relationship with their significant other, so how can we judge,” but I’m saying this with complete and utter confidence: Peter Facinelli is, for sure, a fame-whoring, lying, cheating piece of trash that’d be better left on the side of the road. For compost. I can’t wait to see what his career ends up like once all of this ‘Breaking Dawn‘ business is over. I mean, come on. It’s not like anyone in production really thinks he gave any kind of stellar performance worthy of the lifetime guarantee of half-decent movie roles or anything.

Sources say that Facinelli filed for divorce from Jennie and cited irreconcilable differences. I guess that would be true, because all vaginas are different and there’s no reconciling one from the other once you’ve got the taste for meat from another country.

Dickbag.

March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

5 Responses to “Quotables: Jennie Garth Talks Divorce”

  1. Laura says:

    This is excellent. He looks like such a jerk.

  2. blah says:

    I’ve never seen or read the Twilight series so I can’t speak to his acting, or his character in the movie, but this picture of him is particularly douchey looking.

  3. mama said knock you out says:

    wait wait – WHY & HOW do we know he’s such a piece of shit? did i miss something?

  4. mama said knock you out says:

    p.s. DAMN he was fine in Can’t Hardly Wait.

  5. kapoor says:

    how can Jennie Garth do this to us? (robert pattinson)?

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