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8Miley Cyrus Is Worried That Jennifer Lawrence Will Steal Her Man

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus

If I was Miley Cyrus, I’d probably be a little worried too. After all, her longtime beau, Liam Hemsworth, is about to become a star alongside Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games movies. And, as I mentioned a couple of days ago, Jennifer Lawrence is pretty magnificent. And also Liam and Jennifer have been texting! How can Miley ever hold her head high in this town again?!

From In Touch via Celebitchy:

Miley Cyrus’ worst fear was becoming a harsh reality. While cudding up to her boyfriend of nearly three years, Hunger Games hunk Liam Hemsworth, the former teen queen couldn’t help but notice that her man’s hands were clutching his phone. “Miley saw that he was texting his co-star, Jennifer Lawrence,” a friend of the 19-year-old tells In Touch. “She was livid!”

While it would have annoyed Miley to see Liam, 22, texting any woman late at night, the jealous star’s blood boiled to learn that he was chatting with the beautiful, talented Jennifer. “Miley is threatened by Jennifer’s career and confidence,” the friend explains. And it’s hardly surprising: Miley’s latest film, The Last Song, tanked at the box office, while Jennifer’s role in the 2010 drama Winter’s Bone scored her an Oscar nomination. “Jennifer has replaced her as Hollywood’s It Girl,” says the friend. “And now Miley’s terrified that she’ll replace her as Liam’s girlfriend, too.”

Unfortunately for Miley, the scenario is all too likely. After filming their roles as young lovers in the sure-to-be hit film The Hunger Games, Liam and Jennifer, 21, became very, very close. “Jennifer’s an incredible person and ridiculously talented,” Liam recently gushed to In Touch. And with the sequel, Catching Fire, already slated to begin filming this fall, their relationship will have another Miley-free opportunity to blossom.

Now, a desperate Miley is grasping at straws to keep Liam interested. “She’s telling him she wants to have his baby,” the friend reveals. “Miley is not going to let him go so easily!”

“Liam, dammit, come on now,” Miley said exasperatedly, taking a long sip of her Diet Mountain Dew to steady her nerves. “What do you want, huh? You want me to take you down to the Dollywood? You want me to change my titties? Do you want to put a baby in me? Hell, Liam, just tell me what I need to do to win back your love from that jezebel!” Miley punctuated her tirade by throwing an empty jar of moonshine at the wall behind Liam where it shattered, showering pieces of glass on a flabbergasted Liam. “Now I need you to hush and get in the bed,” she told him, then left the room in a huff.

You guys, after the Hunger Games movies are over, do you think I could write the next big thing?

March 18, 2012 at 9:00 am by Emily

8 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Is Worried That Jennifer Lawrence Will Steal Her Man”

  1. Nikki says:

    I don’t believe anyone can really “steal” someone else’s man.

    • mireee says:

      Exactly. If your partner cheats on you, it’s your partner’s fault, not whoever they cheated on you with.

      • Emily says:

        No, yeah, definitely. With the headline I was thinking more in the voice Miley uses in my head. I know some people actually think like that, but I just wanted to clarify that I don’t.

  2. shar says:

    lol…diet mt.dew…

  3. shar says:

    lol…diet mt.dew…

  4. Hannah says:

    Plus i thought Jennifer was dating Nicolas Hault..

  5. LegalEase says:

    Did Miley write the In Touch article? When has she ever, ever been “Hollywood’s “It Girl”"??????

  6. marie says:

    no kidding this is ridiculous Miley is just freaking out because Liam has a friend that just so happens to be a woman and he isnt constantly by her side.

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