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Quotables: Lindsay Lohan is Actually Completely Delusional, Now That I Think About It

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“This is all a complete lie. Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.”

Yup. That’d be Lindsay Lohan making an “official statement” to the public that her most recent hit-and-run did not actually happen. You know, despite eyewitnesses and police reports and damage to her car and what not. Nope, Lindsay never hit the guy that claimed hit her, and in fact, he probably went to a fictional emergency room. Did he go to, I don’t know, Chicago Hope’s ER? Or maybe to Seattle Grace’s ER? That’s probably what it was, duh.

So guys, rest easy tonight. I know a lot of you were pretty shook up when you heard that Lindsay and her car might have had another brush with a pedestrian, but there’s positively nothing to worry about. Nothing happened and, come to think of it, there hasn’t even been a hookah club manager in the vicinity of her Porsche, like, ever. How bourgeois. How … how completely pedestrian.

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  • That is just like the statement she made after reports of her stealing a necklace came out. That it was absurd and that a stylist borrowed it for a shoot. Except there was no stylist or any shoot.

    Oh and her “friends” their names are Jack Daniels and Coke Cain.
    She is still an addict and just behaving like one. Lie,lie,lie and lie some more.

    I hope she does get violated for probation.

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