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Twilight Probably Ruined Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli’s Marriage

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Because duh! Why would you want to bang a dried-up 90210 actress with bad veneers when there are young women out there who’d give their blood to sleep with Dr. Carlisle Cullen? Duh! From the soon-to-be ex-partners:

“While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time.”

Though no real reasons have been cited for the split, E! is speculating that this divorce has been a long time coming, and says that the couple may living apart for at least a year now:

Aside from confirming the sad separation, reps for the couple aren’t commenting on details surrounding their break-up, though rumors of trouble in paradise have plagued the couple since last year, with the most fervent speculation of an impending split coming last July, with reports claiming the couple had even taken to living separately.

Crazy, huh? These guys were married for something like eleven years or something. I wonder what happened – if there was some kind of big scandal, or if it was just something as simple as conflicting work schedules. … What’s that? Jennie isn’t working now, you say? Oh. I guess careers do sometimes interfere with personal relationships then, huh? Pete’s vampire/club appearance business is all but blowing up, and what’s Jennie done lately? Dancing With the Stars? In 2007? Yeah. Talk about a total success incompatibility.

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  • Maybe she realized he’s a little too fey for her now. Saw that she’s getting ready to do a reality show about moving out of LA and living on a ranch.

  • Peter divorced her because she looks like a grandma. Her plastic surgery did not help her look younger at all. She looks like a freak! She can’t even smile, how ridiculous. Peter, you can do so much better and younger! It is a good thing you left this wrinkled up has been! Oh, nice piano legs, Jennie. YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!