Remember back when we all thought “If only Lindsay would just go back to her natural hair color, she might be OK”? And then there was, “Well, if Lindsay would go redhead again, she might be hot. She might get movie roles. She might … ” fill in the blanks. Remember that? Because guys, we’re way past that point. No amount of deposit-only red hair dye is going to bring Lindsay back into our hearts again like she was in Mean Girls or Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen or anything else prior to 2005.
No, Lindsay’s pretty much made her bed, and now she’s got to sleep in it (just without Terry Richardson, much to her dismay). And frankly, I’m worried that the crap color that she chose to dye her hair is going to rub off on the pillows that are chilling in said bed (not that she had much choice in the matter, you know. When your hair’s snowy, cocaine-white, you only have so many options).
Also, word on the street has it that girlfriend here wants in on the next Muppets movie, and no, I am not kidding. From Showbiz Spy:
LINDSAY Lohan could very well be getting her career comeback — thanks to Miss Piggy!
The troubled star is said to be going after a role in the next Muppet movie in the hope it will help rebuild her shattered reputation.
“Lindsay has been mentioned as a possible cameo in the next movie but she would love it to be more,” reveals a source close to the former child star.
“She’s a huge fan of the Muppets and would love to play a significant part in their next project. She has a great idea that involves she and Miss Piggy meeting in rehab!”
No. Just … no. Am I the only one that thinks the “I’m a reformed addict – har de har de har!” schtick is getting kind of old? Are these the kinds of cameos and SNL appearances that shes’s going to to for the rest of her time in Hollywood? Because guys, I just can’t handle it if it is. Lindsay used to be way too good for this kind of crap, but now that her entire career’s down the shitter, she’s chomping at the bit so hard that the end result was … well, this.
No, I don’t love Lindsay’s hair, and I love the idea of her spoofing herself on the next Muppet movie even less, and maybe – just maybe! – if Lindsay were able to lay off the drugs, drop the bad, fake hair, and quit mocking herself so pitifully, she might stand a
n 8 ball’s snowball’s chance in hell.
What do you guys think of the hair – it’s bad, isn’t it?