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Some WWE Dude Just Slammed Chris Brown

And oh how I wish it were literally instead of figuratively. Life would be just grand. The guy in the video is CM Punk. He’s actually kind of hot, he’s well-spoken, and he’s the reigning WWE Champion or something I think.

Here’s some of the transcript for the above video, in case you can’t view it:

In my world, women are to be revered and respected. And in this life, I firmly believe there are consequences and repercussions for people’s actions and I don’t think Chris has paid for what he’s done. Picking up trash on the side of a highway does not make amends for repeatedly striking a woman in her face and sending her to a hospital. Now Chris wants to throw stones my way. And that’s fine. But put some gloves on and get in the ring. I will choke you out, and I will make you feel as weak and powerless and scared and alone as any woman that has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.

Yes, Chris indeed wants to throw stones in this guy’s direction. Because he’s got BIG BALLS, I’m assuming. BIG ENOUGH BALLS to beat the snot out of a woman who’s stupid enough to probably say, “Tee hee, we were young and stupid, but now we’re older and stupid and SEX SEX ABUSE IS HOT BUY MY NEW ALBUM.”

How’d this all start, you wonder? Punk fired off a tweet on Monday night that looked something like this:

I would like @chrisbrown to fight somebody that can defend themselves.

Chris then retorted:

@CMpunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.

@CMpunk contact my assistant and I’ll have em send u an autographed pic for my biggest FAN!!!

So, classy right? Normally I’d say, “Ooh, this CM wrestler guy is really taking potshots in order to get his name in the news, ’cause I’ve never heard of him before,” but after examining myself long and hard, guys, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m completely OK with it. Potshot away, folks. Maybe we, together, can knock some sense into the repeat commenters on websites much like this one to avoid making stupid-ass quips like “Chris Brown is hawt, he can beat me any day hur duh bur duh bur.”

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  • Punk is a dude who doesn’t usually say stuff just to stir shit; if he says it, he means it. On top of that he’s very straight edge, and not secretive of it, so there’d be no roids he’d be on. If the dude won’t take morphine for stitches in his head, I doubt he’d be gassing. I’d adore Brown to take Punk up on his offer; most stories I hear of people fighting pro wrestlers end up with the non-wrestler very injured.

  • CM punk is pretty popular. i 100% don’t believe he was using this to garnish attention for himself. he’s a dude that stands by his words.

  • Hats off to him. I’m not too keen on the “women are to be revered and respected”, as if we were dainty and delicate. I think women are to be revered and respected because we’re human beings, see the different? Anyways, better this than nothing and I would pay to see those two fighting each other.

  • I have never heard of CM Punk and I am getting tired of hearing about Chris Brown. Apparently Rihanna has moved on and I think the rest of the world should also.

  • chris brown’s comebacks are so lame! he’s annoying! can his publicist just delete him from every social networking site so we can stop reading about his dumb ass?!

  • hopes he defends kelly preston, brooke mueller, brittany ashland, denise richards , sharon osbourne, julie cypher, bettye fulford, nancy watts, charlotte fedders, kim mathers, stacie lawerence, mayo methot, jenna jameson, tina turner, etc. etc. etc just google a few of those names…..if you spunk sippers actually took domestic violence seriously instead of taking pot shots at an over vilified prick, maybe we can gain some head way on the problem its self,or is it all chris brown?

    • Journey drummer Deen Castronovo is going back to school … anger management school … as part of a plea deal in his domestic violence case.

      … 47-year-old Castronovo was arrested on January 20 after allegedly attacking his GF at his Oregon home.

      Castronovo originally pled not guilty — but has since worked out a deal with prosecutors in which he agreed to complete 80 hours of community service and complete anger management classes.

      If Castronovo completes his legal obligations and stays out of trouble for 180 days … the court will dismiss his conviction.

      add this douche bag to the list ooooh this domestic violence case wasnt reported mmmmmmmmmm