Wow, right? And let me tell you – it’s not January Jones, and it’s not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she’d look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn’t recognize her because she’s actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awkwardly in bikinis
- She looks more like her husband in these photos than he does
Take your guesses and jump on in to find out who the mystery lady is!
OMG, right? HEIDI MONTAG. She looks completely different and completely … well, ordinary. Don’t get me wrong – she looks good. She looks pretty. But if I were her, and I spent as much as she did on plastic surgery of all things (you know, an amount somewhere in the area of ALL OF IT), I’d be pissed. What a waste of time, funds, and resources. Ugh.
What’s she been up to, though, you’re probably wondering? Anything good? Well, that’s subjective. She’s apparently been Tweeting Lana Del Rey, trying to make a friend though:
Can you imagine these two parading around town being friends? They could compare plastic surgery scars and talks about lame ex-boyfriends (and husbands). Just don’t ask Lana to talk finances with Heidi here, because that’s one thing they just don’t have in common, guys.