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Heidi Klum And Seal Are Going to File for Divorce?

A photo of Heidi Klum and Seal

Well, this is mildly devastating. And I mean that it’s mildly devastating in terms of celebrity divorces, not in general world events. No, in general world events, it’s just another sign that this world is going to hell in a hand basket, that true love and happiness don’t exist, and that everything we believe in is a lie.

The word is that Heidi Klum is set to file for divorce from Seal sometime real soon. As far as we know, and I think we would have heard about it, the actual filing hasn’t happened yet. And believe me, I wouldn’t be so quick to tell you guys that a couple of famous people were planning on filing for divorce sometime, but this news is from a pretty believable source for celebrity news, and also I can’t bear this weight alone. It’s too much for one person.

From TMZ:

Heidi Klum will file for divorce from Seal … TMZ has learned.

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … Heidi will file divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court as early as next week. We’re told Heidi will cite “irreconcilable differences” as the cause for the divorce.

The couple married May 10, 2005. They have 3 biological kids. Seal adopted Heidi’s eldest girl from a prior relationship.

The couple is famous for renewing their vows every year on their anniversary … in a lavish ceremony.

As for splitting up the goodies, there’s a lot on the line. According to Forbes, in the last year alone, Klum raked in $20 million. It’s unclear how much Seal made.

Heidi attended last Sunday’s Golden Globes without Seal. The last photo she tweeted with him was back on December 26.

The last time TMZ filmed Seal and Heidi together, we asked her what the key to a successful marriage is. She didn’t answer the question.

When this news broke, many people were as shocked as I am right now, so some further digging commenced:

There has been no comment from their reps. Klum’s father, Günther Klum, when reached on his cellphone by the German publication Bunte, sounded surprised by the news and replied, “I don’t know anything about it, call me again tomorrow.”

Ok, here’s the plan. Ready? Since the physical filing for divorce papers hasn’t happened yet, let’s go ahead and believe that it isn’t going to happen. Let’s continue to believe that pure happiness truly exists, and that you can find it in another person, and that these beautiful people have, without a doubt, found it. Let’s just wait patiently until tomorrow, when Heidi’s father is all “no, dude, are you kidding me?! These kids are together forever,” and then we’ll wait until Heidi and Seal take their beautiful family on parade to dispel these awful rumors, most likely in their legendary Halloween costumes. And then Heidi will remember what she first saw in Seal (which, by the way, was his dick), and their flame will be rekindled, and maybe they’ll even have another baby! Now doesn’t that sound like a good plan?

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