Oh that Khloe. Now I have even more reason to like her – she’s almost not even a real Kardashian! I mean, we all pretty much knew that from the get-go, what with her vast appearance difference and her entire attitude. It’s her demeanor that probably should have tipped us off from the start, though. She’s never been a whiny, vapid little twit bent on alienating everyone in her path so she can fame-whore and pretend to be the victim all of the time. She’s relatively normal, all things considered.
Anyway. The dude in the picture is someone we’ve vaguely talked about before – this is Kris Jenner’s former hairdresser of the eighties, Alex Roldan. Sources say that he and Kris probably had an appropriately-eighties coke-soaked tryst one steamy evening and Khloe was the ultimate result. Funny thing? Khloe’s middle name is “Alexandra.” An homage to daddy, perhaps? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
Kris has never made it a secret that she’d cheated on Robert Kardashian before they divorced. Even Robert knew, according to his other wives. He allegedly claimed that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together when Khloe was conceived, so hey. All the pieces might be falling into place on this one, huh?
And the physical similarities between these two! Damn! Need another side-by-side to convince you? Well OK.
Wonder what Alex the Hairdresser thinks about probably fathering one of the Kardashian girls. I mean, it’s all over his face.