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photo of emma stone pictures photos hot photo shoot pics Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield caught on camera. [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend really thinks he's hot shit. [Starpulse] Ice T and Coco are planning to have a baby? [Bossip] Unheard Nirvana songs being released. [Huff Po] Octomom rips the man who made her (in)famous. [TMZ] Shia LeBeouf is SO FUNNY. [LA Times]...

Love It or Leave It: Lindsay’s Latest Court Attire

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter.  So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...

A Precious Proposal at A Kylie Minogue Concert!

It's times like these where I lose hours of my life watching marriage proposal videos on YouTube while my Gay Bar playlist plays faintly in the background. I'm sorry, you've never listened to upbeat, mediocre music and watched other people's happiest moments on the internet while you sit in your pajamas and cry over your own overwhelming loneliness?  Well, excuse the fuck out of me....

Pink Explains Why You Don’t Need to Take Pictures of Her Baby

A photo of Pink, Carey Hart, and Willow Sage Hart Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?).  It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard. It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do.  If you don't, just know that s...

Ice-T And Coco Are Trying to Have A Baby!

A photo of Coco and Ice-T And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love.  Or did you not know that? Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating: “Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...

Afternoon Delight

photo of george clooney young hot pictures photos More Megan Fox in a bikini. [The Superficial] Is Heidi Klum going to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [INFDaily] The curse of televised marriage. [The Frisky] Of course the 16-year-old bride is an alcoholic too. [Starpulse] Yaris Sanchez and her boobs. My heavens. [Bossip] George Clooney dumped his girlfriend because she thought the word "marriage." [Cele|bitchy] This could be the most hilarious upcoming television series this year. [LA Times] Bam Margera predicted Ryan Dunn's death to a T. [TMZ] Jason Segel and John Krasinski dance with a blowup doll. [The Frisky] Beyonce's new album a flo...

Japan’s Newest Pop Idol Is a Fake

Aimi Eguchi(Image from Shueisha’s Weekly Playboy via Kotaku) And by "fake," I mean that she is computer-animated, a digital Frankenstein assembled piecemeal from 6 other members of the (61-member) girl group, AKB48. Aimi Eguchi debuted in this Japanese candy commercial for Glico---she's the one front-and-center at the end, a digital composite made from each of the other girls who appear in the ad: Glico would have gotten away with it for a little longer, too, if it weren't for those pesky J-p...

Stars Are Just Like Us: Halle Berry Checks Her Lettuce for Bugs

photo of halle berry pictures at whole foods lettuce shopping pics She's not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though - she's hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There's a reason girlfriend's called "Halle Scary," you know. Let's be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let's not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out B...

Reggie Bush is Not Dating Kim Kardashian

photo of kim kardashian lookalike melissa molinaro pictures photos pic I know that's, like, such old news, but after seeing these photos you might question it. Lucky for you I'm here to correct your ass: the girl in the photos is Melissa Molinaro, a Kim Kardashian impersonator. D'you hear me? A Kim. Kardashian. Impersonator. As in she pretends to be Kim Kardashian and sometimes? She gets paid for it. Like this Old Navy shoot, where a woman (Molinaro) does a knock-off of Kim Kardashian at a slumber party: Crazy, right? Here's another photo of girlfriend...

I Kind of Miss Miley Cyrus a Little Bit, You Know?

photo of hot miley cyrus performing world tour in brisbane pictures photos pics Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he's all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn't really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn't interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING. Here we h...

Morning Wood

photo of brad and angelina married pictures kissing photos the kiss pics Ryan Dunn's BAC was over twice the legal limit. [The Superficial] All of the True Blood season 4 photos you can stand. [Lainey Gossip] Weezy has a a "lot of kids." [Bossip] Kim Kardashian's crazy wedding weight loss. [Starpulse] Kirstie Alley loses even more weight. [ICYDK] Fassbender, Viggo, spanking and sex. [Pajiba] Steve-O didn't want to live or recover. [Huff Po] Did Brad and Angelina get married on the sly? [CDL] Selena Gomez on the set of her new video! [Caught ...

This is What Football Players Do During a Lockout

I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline. Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-glorious as Football Cops. Who's your favorite?
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And are you excited about the possibility of football this year?
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*For the record, I have positively no doubt that this is a total joke. Football Cops, lol. Could you imagine? /> I don't know about you guys, but I love me some football. And I think there's something oddly arousing about Peyton Manning and his receding hairline. Anyway, this is the trailer for Football Cops and it's a series that's supposed to *debut on DirectTV later in the year. If, you know, there's no football to be played. I'm hoping otherwise. Though I love half of the Mannings, nothing's really a good replacement for football on a Sunday afternoon in the fall - not even something as faux-...
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