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Quotables: Mark Wahlberg is a Belieber, Too

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“I see the guy and spent time with him, and you see what he does and how he does it, and then you actually have a conversation with him, and it’s there. It’s there – and if not, I will extract it.”

Goldarnit, I think I have this figured out. All of these A-list actors and directors spouting off about how “talented” and “versatile” and “extractable” Justin Bieber is? It’s as sell-out. It’s them wanting a piece of the current cash cow. These guys probably despise Justin Bieber and all that he stands for, but they’re willing to overlook that in order to get a piece of that tween pie – ’til, at least, the next mini-artist comes along and they can glom onto his worldwide fame, too.

I’m sickened. Seriously. If I hear one more relatively important-ish celebrity fawn all over Justin Bieber like he’s some kind of god incarnate, I’m going to completely lose my grasp on pop culture reality altogether.