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Just in Case You Were Wondering, Victoria Jackson Is Still Crazy

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I don’t know if you guys remember, but former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson is out of her damn mind. If you don’t remember, let me just tell you that she told her daughter that she couldn’t say the word “fart” because it would lead to heroin use. Got it? Ok, then let’s hear all about how the Muslim Brotherhood is infiltrating the government:

“I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life. For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me… that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious.”

While she says that the meeting forever changed her, Jackson has already long claimed that Muslims — led by secret Muslim and terrorist sympathizer President Obama — are quietly taking over the United States government. She also has famously taken umbrage with gays and “Glee,” including a highly publicized string of attacks last March.

“This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break!” she wrote in a blog post for World Net Daily. “That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don’t care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an ‘alternate lifestyle’! There I said it! Ridiculous!”

“Michelle [sic] Bachmann and Rick Santorum are the only GOP candidates so far to acknowledge the above facts and warn against the present threat of Islamic Law replacing our Constitution,” Jackson concluded in her blog post on the ex-FBI briefing. In a Fox News appearance early in December, she called Bachmann “my girl” and said, “Very few people in America are informed and educated as I am.”

Oh my goodness, what? There are too many bits of absurdity in here, I don’t even know where to start. She’s going to briefings in D.C.? Michele Bachmann is “her girl”? “That’s a comedy skit, not an alternative lifestyle”? You know I love me some crazy, but even crazy has its limits.

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  • Hey, Emily, now you’re being offensive. I was at the same briefing and it was packed with respectible and politically-savvy insiders, like Elvis Presley; just to name one! I’d say more, but there are listening posts in my mailbox and I don’t want the black helicopters to land on my front yard.

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