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12Kheck Out the Kardashian’s Klassy Khristmas Kard for Khrist’s Sake, KKKKKKKKK

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Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I’d know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year around this time.

So here it is. And for all of you lucky bastards out there who just love 3D, and who’re so rich (like the Kardashians) that you have stupid, senseless things around your house like 3D glasses, the shoot was done in 3D, TOO. You should probably play the lottery tonight, you know. This type of serendipity just doesn’t come along that often.

Me, I’m still trying to figure out the theme here. Is it “Have a Bad Photoshop Christmas”? Is it “Let’s pretend Kourtney has even half the ass that Kim does so happy holidays you bastard”? Is it “Ho! Ho! Ho! How ’bout we make Kris Humphries SOOOO JEALOUS that he missed the Christmas card by a few weeks by making the (cottage) cheese stand alone?” I don’t know. Maybe. My guess is that they were going for Marrakesh “classy” this time, but it never fails to amuse me that they confuse “classy” with “klassy,” and really, how appropriate is that?

Images via Celebuzz

December 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

12 Responses to “Kheck Out the Kardashian’s Klassy Khristmas Kard for Khrist’s Sake, KKKKKKKKK”

  1. laprns says:

    Love the way that attention whore momager is the only one in color, the others are wearing black & white. Duh, that isn’t an obvious ploy for attention.

  2. Jess says:

    ok, everyone’s legs are wayyyyy too long. bad photoshopping effect #1.

  3. sandii says:

    that little boy is still the cutest thing in the world though, regardless of his silly family

  4. penay says:

    the young ones are stealing the show tbh. Can there be like a snow white wicked stepsister thing like where kim is like “mirror mirror on the wall, who is the hottest kardashian/jenner of them all?”

  5. Sabu says:

    Is Kourtney carrying that baby in her ass cheeks?

  6. J-Kitt says:

    Really says Happy Holidays, huh? Jeez, try cracking a smile.

  7. Blu says:


  8. Boyah says:

    Where is Rob?

  9. evilbeetdouche says:

    That photo would give Dante nightmares.

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