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Look! It’s just like Clark Griswold’s house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she’s cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn’t you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!