Makeup Tip: Don’t Apply Eyeliner Underneath Your Eyes
Dec 11, 2011 at 10:30 am by Jenn

Photo: Charlize Theron in NYC on December 10

Sure enough! Charlize Theron can, and very occasionally does, look awful. No, I know. If I hadn’t seen photographic proof, I wouldn’t have believed it either.

What is going on here? Did someone in the New York Times building make Charlize cry? Because that eye makeup is horrible.

Here is a makeup tip from the pros: “don’t overblend eyeliner under the lower lash line.”

Unless you’re in a screamo band. In that specific case, your blatant misuse of guyliner might make you look like Jared Leto. (But under-eye mascara will only make you look like Ray Liotta. I’m sorry, but it’s true.)

There. You’re welcome.

Also. I have only a few pet peeves, and here they are: one, men in ponytails. Two, eyeliner-under-the-eye. Three, using a suit jacket as some kind of shawl. Did Charlize not have time to put both arms all the way into the sleeves? Come on.

Yes. Yes, I like those shoes. But it is 36 degrees in New York City today, so put those cute little toes away, Theron. Lady, this is sock weather.

I will accept your apologies, Charlize, but only if they are handwritten and delivered in-person.

(Images [obviously!] via Buzzfoto.)

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3 Responses to “Makeup Tip: Don’t Apply Eyeliner Underneath Your Eyes”

  1. momster says:
    December 11, 2011 at 11:01 am

    What?? There is no amount of eyeliner that can diminish that woman’s beauty. It took weight gain and prosthetics to make her look ugly in Monster. You just leave Ms. Theron alone!

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  2. Anonymous says:
    December 11, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    whoa she looks super thin

    Reply

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