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I Seriously Thought Ashton Kutcher Was Surrendering his Twitter. I Was Wrong.

photo of twitter ashton kutcher with a cow in the country pics
See that photo? That was posted on Ashton‘s Twitter page, complete with the caption “Country Giving,” whatever the hell that means. What’s he giving? Is he secluding himself in the sticks and giving up cheap, sell-out vadge for the upcoming Lenten season? Is he giving the cow in the background a rectal? Is he giving himself time to grow out that stupid, pube-looking beard?

What the hell, Ashton?

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