“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then. She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”
Director Brett Ratner on sleeping with Olivia before she “made it big” in Hollywood. This probably happened right after the whole I-had-no-friends-in-school thing that was proven wrong by one of our lovely readers.
Brett’s comments, of course, were in response to insinuations in Olivia’s book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, where she talked of sleeping with a “bigwig” Hollywood director who was nothing more than “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”
Classy, classy lady.