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Aww, Bruce Willis Made Ashton Kutcher Cry!

A photo of Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher

Can’t you just see it now? Bruce Willis just railing into Ashton for all his indiscretions, getting just a little too in his face, landing a few of his Bruce Willis spit bubbles on his face because he can’t contain his anger? You can see it, right? So is it sadistic to giggle?

Let’s get into all the glorious details, from the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

Bruce Willis demanded – and got – a face-to-face butt-kicking showdown that left Ashton Kutcher shaking like a leaf after the “Die Hard” star confronted the smarmy party boy/cheater about dissing Demi Moore via his closerthanthis sleazefest with bigmouth Sara Leal! “Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location,” said a close pal of the couple. “Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well. He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged forgiveness. [Ashton is] devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney [and] begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation. He reportedly vowed to Bruce. “I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!” Said the source: “Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”

Ashton Kutcher. Shaking like a leaf. Breaking down in tears. Weeping uncontrollably. Begging forgiveness. The only way that mental image could get any better is if it ended with Bruce Willis flailing around like a douchebag and screaming “you just got PUNK’D!”

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  • AK tried his best. a hot momma ect… but although he may be with her in the long term, his dong still hasn’t had a chance to rest its case.

    Not fair of Demi to have demanded that of someone so young.

    • Are you an idiot?? Its not like she forced him to marry her! You get married, you stay committed. End of story. Even if its not for the age gap people can change, get sick, have accidents, etc. and not look or feel young anymore. Is that an excuse for cheating? Lets see this happen to you and see your comments on THAT!

  • What kind of dumb bitch marries a younger man and expects him not to cheat…

    Try this theory: she bamboozled him with her hot older woman pussy…. young guys are great for older women…. but to expect to hold onto one!!!!

    Get some benevolent skepticism, cause it can be healthy sometimes…

    • Expecting your spouse to cheat because of an age difference is “benevolent skepticism?”

      Or maybe you’re just a faux-erudite douche?

  • Any of you readers out there have any statistics about how long marriages between younger men and older women last???

    Or vice versa…. Bring it on…!

    • Who are you Nichole, fuck if I was a guy I definetly will stay away form your skanky ass just because the way toy write, I can tell your a young girl with an immature mind who might have been the other women for the meer fact of your dumb witted ignorant comments regarding to cheating. Shut your mouth and let the real adults talk baby, its past your bed time…. Further note media ruins everything. Prayers to those who are suffering. Divorce I think would be a hard thing to face.

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