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Quotables: Kim Kardashian’s Just Not Ready Yet, Guys

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“I don’t think I’m ready to go into details of what went on in my marriage.”

Kim Kardashian on (what else) her brand-new divorce. What I say, now, as if there was any question to begin with, is that this whole damn thing is BULLSHIT. You know the kind, stinking, steaming-in-the-autumn-air pile of DUNG.

I mean, first the reason was “private,” then the reason was because she felt rushed and pressured, and now there’s supposed to be some kind of big scandal behind the actual reason she dumped her poor, clueless troll like Khloe’s used Chinese takeout boxes? Now she’s insinuating that “details” actually happened in this two-month-long marriage? What the hell kind of “details” were there time for? Please. If this doesn’t completely REEK of publicity stunt, I’ll eat my dad-gum laptop.

Also, it’s amazing how Tums really do squash heartburn instantly, because after reading this quote I seriously threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks, GlaxoSmithKline, you’re totally the most.

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  • This poor shmuck Kris had no idea what he was getting himself into. This succubus bitch and her family are going to drag this on for as long as she possibly can. The only reason she never brings up her first marriage is because she never gained notoriety from it. I think he truly loved her (if that isn’t an indicator how much of a simpleton this guy is, I can’t imagine what could be) but he sadly is going to be dragged through this kicking and screaming.

  • NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, CUNT!!!!!! ahem, talking to kim’s team who surely checks this thing; not you, lovely sarah.