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Quotables: “Why” Kim Filed for Divorce from Kris

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“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

OK, so for those of you who’ve been reading the site for a while now, you probably know that I’ve been a Kim sympathizer when those around us have not. I’ve defended her wardrobe choices, ignored her tacky sex tape, and gave (possibly unwarranted) praise and accolades when it came to her “perfect” face. But this, guys, I don’t know if I can ignore. She’d “hoped this marriage was forever,” but tossed it in the can after only seventy-two days, you see. I mean, what, she’d apparently given it her all and sat through hours of heart-rending conversations with Kris as to where the marriage’s future lie and decided that 71 days of marriage was the true indicator of what would be? And then day 72 would be specially reserved for publicizing the imminent divorce declaration?

Right. And I suppose there’s no possible way that this marriage was a sham to begin with. Please. This is almost worse than the BS the Jersey Shore kids pull on their reality show.

Almost.

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  • This just makes me so mad. What did they think was going to happen? She’s a spoiled brat, he’s a jerk, and they threw away millions of dollars on that wedding…it was going to happen inevitably, but the fact that this was so predictable is what makes me mad. Why do people get married if they’re just going to throw it away 2 and a half months later? Kim says she worked hard at the relationship, but that’s BS. Unless he beat her or cheated on her (and I know that’s the rumor), 72 days is not long enough to have worked hard on a marriage. And if he *did* cheat on her, then I’m mad at him. You JUST got married, dude. To a beautiful woman. Sheesh.

    • I guess she didn’t say she worked hard on it, she just said it wasn’t an easy decision and things didn’t work out as planned. So yeah, even more BS.

  • Well if it was all for publicity it worked. I’m certain the 18 mil they made off the wedding plus the apparent 250k/day since was well worth it.
    You can’t say she’s not a savvy business woman.

  • Is anyone else wondering what was worth jetting of to Australia for? Possibly her one time “love” and bodyguard, Shengo (YUM!).

  • I don’t understand why this spoiled brat is always on the news. She has no talent at anything. She spends money like there is no tomorrow because she hasn’t earned any of it and just inherited it from her father. She is Ok looking but isn’t the best looking woman on the face of the earth I would say. Who does she think she is? Nobody! She doesn’t have any singing or star quality. I hate these people that get in the media because they have money. Just like Paris Hilton. What did she really do. Except for dirty clips on the web without underwear on. If I became famous that way, I wouldn’t want it. I think that they should save the time and energy for the real talent and real celebrities that deserve it. Not these wanna a be’s who just inherited money. Do something with your lives instead of just squandering it on marriages that last 72 hours. I feel sorry for you people. All these Kardashian sisters and the mother are all the same. Get a life and do something with it.