No, dear God, I’m totally joking. Could you imagine what an innocent fetus could do to LeAnn here? It’d rip her life apart. Her very soul. Her waistline.
No, these here pictures are from yesterday, where Gummy McSkin’nBones and Squints McDong feted the arrival of Halloween. Aren’t they just the cutest couple EVER? Wouldn’t it just be the most to be friends with these two?