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But Why Is Kate Gosselin Making Her Kids Learn How to Sing And Dance And Act?

A photo of Kate Gosselin

Why, so she can get those babies good at entertainin’ for to move them out to Hollywood, o’ course! Yippee!

Yeah, but remember when Kate Gosselin said that she wanted to stay in show biz for a while? When she made the actual statement, she suggested that someone give her a talk show. It looks like that didn’t happen as planned though, because word on the street is that Kate’s all set on pimping her kids out for money and fame. Or, you know, pimping her kids out for money and fame again.

From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

Money-hungry mom Kate Gosselin plans to enroll her eight kids in singing and acting classes, and then, after they sharpen their talents, move to Los Angeles, the Enquirer has learned.

“Kate’s ultimate goal is to get her kids into the entertainment business and manage their careers,” an insider told The Enquirer. “She’s looking into acting, singing and dancing classes near the family’s home in Pennsylvania. She wants to get the kids started in commercials by next year…”

Kate believes that she can be the mother of all stage moms, making big bucks by managing the kids’ careers, although she has yet to convince her ex-hubby, said the source.

“Jon’s been very outspoken about wanting to keep the children off TV,” the insider said.

“But Kate has slowly been talking him into it by promising to keep the spotlight off the kids’ personal lives. If she gets her way, the whole family will be hollywood bound by next year!”

Now that all of us plus Anderson Cooper plus her own kids hate Kate, do you think we can make some sort of citizen’s arrest? We have some extra lumber at my house from building the porch, I’m sure we can figure out how to make some stocks. That way we can lock Kate up in the town square and throw produce at her until she learns.

Does anybody have any other ideas?

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  • I can’t stand this girl. She seems like such a bitch. She thinks she’s important and I feel sorry for her kids. They don’t stand a chance either way.